The Friends of Science (FoS) are inviting to their annual luncheon. Speaker is Dr. John Christy, who received NASA's medal for exceptional climate change denial. Seating is limited: only 380 seats are available for the 432 Friends of Science, guests excluded. Dr. Christy will talk about activating the FoS iphone app's special features. The $75 ticket includes one free NASA adult diaper.

"I can now listen to Dr. Christy's bull for hours without going to the bathroom! Thanks, oops I crapped my pants." -- Fred, FoS
 
Note: if you order a table of nine at $675, you save $0 over buying 9 individual tickets at $75.